Question 1 - April 11 through April 17, 1999
What benefits do you enjoy most out of your job?

Question 2 - April 18 through April 24, 1999
What web pages help you pass the time at work?

The Contortion Homepage - Dedicated to the beatutiful art of contortion
www.wcw.com
2 1/2 Stooges
NTN Communications, Inc.
Excite Games
The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973
Mad Trivia
How can I market myself to get that job?
West Metro Job Partners
Minnesota Department of Economic Security
Falcon Education Link Home Page and Shakespear Resource
A Love of Monsters: Gargoyles & Architectural Details in NYC
Magnum Research maker of the world's most powerful handguns
Crease (Quaint's Creased Brindle Moon)
Cruel Site of the Day
www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert
Drudge Report
The Onion
Amusing the world one person at a time
www.bigwennie.com

Question 3 - April 25 through May 1, 1999
Good Comebacks

cant coordinate a sandwich into a baggie
DON'T START WITH ME!
the entertainment value -- that's why
because every day is MONDAY around her
because with prozac, some times I feel like a nut -- and some times I don't
because this is what a computer freak does
because I don't work here
I bet you could if you wanted to
because the world is not fair and I am evil
not because I'm smarter -- because I'm bigger than you

Question 4 - May 2 through May 8, 1999
What Office Supply best describes your boss, and why?

Lotus Notes because my boss has a great deal of information, but we can get anything useful out of him.
Lotus Notes because he is flashly but not intuitive, and he frequently gets stuck.
Fax machine because he is fuzzy
Standard Office Chair because my boss has four legs and spins around
Push Pins because he's very sharp
Scotch Tape because I can see through him even when he is stuck on everything
diskettes because he's reusable
old pair of scissors because he's dull -- can't cut it.
White Board because he comes in different colors and shapes -- Oh, that was the reason why he is like Post-It Notes. Time to up my medication.
bottle of white out because they're always covering up something
Donut because he's VERY Fluffy and round.
Paper shrider because she will tare you up

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